No kind of poker face

Do you also suffer from this affliction? Have you accidentally told people where to go and how to get there with a glance? Have you revealed a truth you knew better kept hidden, simply by betraying your feelings with your face?

We should have a support group. Maybe T-shirts. They could say, “It’s probably you.” Or just cards to hand out, blanket apologies for our faces’ indiscretions.

Maybe we’re just really honest with our bodies even though our brains know it’s not always socially acceptable.

I think we’re doing just fine. If anyone is upset over our blatant faces, they can just cover it up with a fucking fake smile.